punjabi sms

Boy:sohniye Tenu Padan

boy:sohniye tenu padan di lod nhi. tenu ek ek parchi fadawange.rakh mitra te yakeen tere 100 cho 100 number dwawange.
girl:dafa ho pare!pichhle saal tere yakeen te me befikar hoke aayi c.
pepar c mera chemistry da te mainu parchi histri di fadayi c.

Tere Te Qurban Saddi Yari

Tere te qurban saddi yari ay
Hus k mar jaye aes di v teyari ay Ik silsala na mukke saddi yari daAsi tanu yad keeta Chal hun teri vari aye..!

Assi B Smart, Tussi B

Assi b Smart, Tussi b Smart, Sadda Nature b Cool, Twadda b Cool, Assi b Cute, Tussi b Cute, bas 1 chota sa Fark hai, Assi Dil se Saaf, Tussi Dimag se Saaf.

Kuj Lok Zulm Karn Nu

Kuj lok zulm karn nu tyar baithe ne, kuj lok sade ute dil haar baithe ne, is jor ajmai ch pta nhi lagda, kithe dushmn te kithe dildar baithe ne, kaun kehnda es jag ch sare matlabi ne, Edhr dekh yara “saade” jahe yaar baithe ne. Rocking Gabru

Yaar Ruse Tab Rub

yaar ruse tab rub russe, yaar phir russe tho phir main mar jawa, je yaar phir russe te, chittar maro salle da roz daehi drama hai

Vari Varsi Khatan Gya Tay

Vari Varsi Khatan Gya Tay Khat K Lyanda Pjama, Jera Aae Msg Parh K Pangra Na Pavay O Apni Mashoq Day Bchyan Da Mama,, Ha Ha Ha Josh Nal Pao Pangraaa…

Husband : Suit Bara Sohna

Husband : suit bara sohna paya ay Wife : thx g Husband : lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay Wife : thx g Husband : Makeup vi sohna kitta ay Wife : thx g Husband : sohni fir vi nahi lagdi

JATT Ka Intezar To 11

JATT ka intezar to 11 colgs ki ladkiyaan kar rahi hain lekin jatt ka aana mushkil he nahi namumkin hai, kyunki? jatt kank nu paani de reha hai.

Kara Key Bahney Assan Raa

Kara key bahney assan raat sari tali aie channa kadon aawien ga sawier hoon wali aie dekhya na mukh tera tarey sarey luk gaie motie day phul meri bawan vich suk gaie

Moja Krob..ludian

Moja krob..ludian paobDhamalan pao.. ..shurlian chlao Rola pao. ..abbay nu dasso.. ..ami nu dasso Khushi manao.. …k tawanu v kisi GREAT bande Ne …sms kita

Kaki Kaki Haan Bebay!

Kaki kaki Haan bebay! Phak di cheeni Na bebay! Jhoot bakdi Na bebay! Lawan jutti Na bebay! Khol bootha Ha! Ha! Ha!

Aasi Thak Gaye Ya Soniye

aasi thak gaye ya soniye teri kar kar udeak,tere rahan vich palkha vichaye baithe ha,eh thakna v hoya sanu soneo manjur,Jado di yaari tere naal aasi layi baithe ha.

Lao V Mitro,kotiya Te

Lao v mitro,kotiya te rajaiya nu karo maaf, cooler te A.C kar lo saaf, par subha vich rakhio narmi, hun bina nahae gal ni ban ni, mere valo saria nu happy garmi

Ek Waari Ek Baba Bus Wich

Ek waari ek baba bus wich ek kuri nu jappi pa lenda h.. Kuri kehendi h wat r u doing..? Baba kehnda h “kismat de naal milda kamliye pyaar buzurga da..’

O Meri Maki Di Roti

O meri maki di roti
mare sarson de saag
Mare sooji day halwae
Mare LASSI DAY GLASS
Te aamb de achaar nsmsg na mis cal kithey ho sarkar
I MISS U YAAR