punjabi sms

Punjabi Sms/Jokes

1 Pandu Aurat Ki Shadi 1 UK Return Admi Se Ho Gai
1 Din Uska Banda Khana Khate Hoay Mer Gaya
Larki Ne Logo Ko Btaya
Haye Pani V Nai Mangia
Bas Water Water Karda C

tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai? Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han. Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Ek Tusi

Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho….

Angraiz aur punjabi

1 angraiz nay pind main aylan karwana tha. us ko translater nahi mill raha tha. Atlast us ko 1 sardar mill gia. ab angraiz aylan kar raha tha aur sardar translate ker raha tha…..
Angraiz says> o people
sardar translate > o pan-yako…
its announced hardly…
bund paar k aylan kitta janda aiy…
if someone interfere…
kisi nay pan-yaki karan di koshish kiti..
he will punished elephantly
auno hathi day lan nal ban dita jai gaa…
thats it..
lan tay charoo……

jo assar hai

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!
03465281437…

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk

SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu, teri yaad ne mobile fada dita, Message likhde likhde space muki, assi overwrite alloweed la dita, yaara mereya message reply karin, assi apna farz nibha dita …

O ji tuhaddi beti di kya baat hai ji

A Punjabi Jatt got married in a Urdu speaking family of Lucknow.
Girl”s father with a lot of “tehz??b” asked,
beta huzoor aap ne hamari beti ko kaise paaya?
Jatt replied “O ji tuhaddi beti di kya baat hai ji,
agyon paya, pichyon paya, te kal raati muh wich vi paya.

Mainu pata si tu nai rukna

Dont open this msg till 2marrow
Ruk
Rukja
Rukja
oye Rukja
Rukja Oye
rukja
Mainu pata si tu nai rukna
Main msg hi kal bhejan ga…….

agyon paya pichyon paya te

A Punjabi Jatt got married in a Urdu speaking family of Lucknow.
Girl”s father with a lot of “tehz??b” asked,
beta huzoor aap ne hamari beti ko kaise paaya?
Jatt replied “O ji tuhaddi beti di kya baat hai ji,
agyon paya, pichyon paya, te kal raati muh wich vi paya….

Jithe Piyar Nibhan da Dastoor hove

Us Naal Yari kadi na laiyo
Jisnu Apne Te Gharoor hove
Maa Baap Nu Bura na Akhiyo
Bhaven Lakh Unna Da Kasoor hove.
Bure Rastey Na Jaiyo.
Chaye Kini vi manzil Dur hove.
Raah Jandey Nu Dill kade na Deyo.
Chahe Lakh Mooh Te Noor Hove.
Mohabat Sirf othe kariyo..
Jithe Piyar Nibhan da Dastoor hove…/…

2 cats to shrabi rat

2 cats to shrabi rat: ajj tainu khan nu g krda a!
Rat:chappair na kha lein.Main es layi nai kuch kehnda k log kehn gay 1 shrabi ne 2 jananiyan kutt dittiaan ;->…

O mere makhna

O
mere
makhna
meno
yaad
rakhna
har
vely
hasna
koi
problem
howy
ty
dasna
kise
hor
nal
na
phasna
bus
mery
nal
vasna
O mere makhna
kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna….

How does lazy ppl take bath

How does lazy ppl take bath during winters?
They stand infront of a mirror,throws water on mirror -and- say “ina thanda pani, oye mar ditta e zalma! “…

Mout paindi a sadi wari

Phone te krna dunia dari
Miscal te suki yari
Aeder oder lambian calan
Mout paindi a sadi wari….

MOHABBAT KA IZHAR

PUNJABI STYLE MEI MOHABBAT KA IZHAR
O meray dil day chain, teray pichay kutte pain, tu lutiya mere dil da chain,rab kare tenu keray pain,teray nain bary nashelay,jeeven jharoo de teelay, tu mery dil wich idaan wasi,jeeven kichar wich maj phasi,jane jigar jane tamanna,eddar a teriyan latta pannan….