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Teri ammi nu dassaa.
Barri pyaar di agg laggi ae….

Har Ik Dua Ch Rab To Tuad

har ik dua ch rab to tuadi khushi mangi atuhade waste tariya to roshni mangi a,na hove jis zindagi vich koi v dukh,rab to tuhade lai oh zindagi mangi a

Santa: Drinking N Driving

Santa: Drinking n driving dono nalo naal nai ho sakde. Banta: Y? Santa: Je speed breaker aa gaya taa peg dul jau.

ASSI JATT HAAN GURU

ASSI JATT HAAN GURU DASHMESH JI DE, KAUN HO SAKDE NE SAANU ATKAUN WALE, OYE JAGG JAANDA JATT NAHIN MUKK SAKDE, MUKK GAYE JATTAN NU MUKAUN WALE. . .

Santa Prays Daily For 2

Santa prays daily for 2 hr, Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade. After 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appeared -and- said,-Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket to le ley-

Sajjna Ve Rabb Mania Hai

Sajjna ve rabb mania hai tenu, tu saatho azmaya ni jaana, tainu gwa k sohneya saatho kujh paya ni jaana, j tu bewafa ho gya saatho eh ilzaam laya v ni jaana…

Na Fashion Diyan Ruttan

Na Fashion Diyan Ruttan Hundiyan, Na Hi Do Do Guttan Hundiyan, Sab Naaz Te Nakhre Bhull Jandiyan, Jeh Kudiyan De Vi Muchhan Hundiyan.

Mithi Mithi Khushbu Ha

Mithi Mithi khushbu ha Gulab di,Assi v puchiye tabiyat jnab diSanu v sunao gal apne khwab dikadi yaad v kar lya kro,udeek rendi ay jawab de..

Pichhli Raat Chand Ne

Pichhli Raat Chand ne mujhse kaha, jb tumhara dost tumhein SMS nahin karta, to tum use chhod kyon nahin dete, Maine mud kr use dekha aur kaha………………….Oyeeeeeeeee Koi Gariv v Hunda Hai

Santa Kaafi Time Baad Pin

Santa kaafi time baad pind geya, Pind di Jameen to Mitti fad k te sung k bolea: Pind di Mitti di khushbu hi vakhri hundi aa. Banta: Kanjra dhyan nal vekh Eh suki hui Shit aa…

Vehnde Hanju Di Jubaan

Vehnde hanju di jubaan nahi hundi,Lafzan ch mohabbat byan nahi hundi, Pyar mile taan usdi kadar karo,Kismat har kise te meharban nahi hundi

Koi Hai Jo Tere Naal Enna

Koi hai jo tere naal enna pyar karda hai, har saah to pehla tainu yaad karda hai, kade katal na kari usdi chahat da, jo tere te rabb jinna aitbaar karda hai..

Molvi Ne Raat Ko Aik

Molvi ne raat ko aik haseen larki ko dekh kar pocha: sunain G– Aap kon hein? Girl=gussay say ! CHURAIL, Molvi=Tay fair chimbardi q nai–?

Har Ik Naal Maghrori

Har Ik Naal Maghrori Changi Nai Hondi, Dostan Kolon Doori Changi Nai Hondi, Kadi Kadi Milya Vi Karo Saanu.. Har Welay SMS Naal Gal Poori Nai Hondi..

Sajna Ve Rabb Mania Hai

Sajna ve rabb mania hai tenu, tu saatho azmaya ni jaana,,, tainu gwa k sohneya saatho kujh paya ni jaana,,, g tu befa ho gya saatho eh ilzaam laya v ni jaana tenu…..