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I Am A Virus

Hello
I Am A Virus
And
I Am Entering
Your Brain Right Now…
Sorry I Will Leave
I Can`t Find A Brain

kanjusi ka award diya jayega

Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayegaapka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna awardhaath sey niqal jayega!!

absurd shayari sms

aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor haichehre pe suroor hai aankhon mein noor haichehre pe suroor hai apni kisi friend se baathe karva do meri shaadi abhi bohat door haiwah wah wah

Scientists all over the world r wondering

Scientists all over the world r wondering,how long a human being can live without brain.Please tell them ur age.

VU r Ultimate

U r Ultimate U r Lovely U r Likable U r Unique In short .. U r ULLU !!!

absurd funny sms

Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body,such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile ..but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

How To Keep An Idiot Entertained

How To Keep An Idiot Entertained
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How To Keep An Idiot Entertained
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how To Keep An Idiot Entertained

how To Keep An Idiot Entertained
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how To Keep An Idiot Entertained *press Up*

do Not Press Any Key This Is

do Not Press Any Key This Is:
-virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone
locked Phone Locked Hehe! Nervous?

5 Differences Between Turkish

5 Differences Between Turkish En Et: Et Looked Better, Et Learned English, Et Came Alone, Et Had His Own Bike And Wanted To Go Home!

absurd sms messages

Na Waqt Se Na Aarzo Se Na Udasion Se Sirf Or Sirf Mohabbat Se Chahat Se Khuloos Se Pyaar Se Baray Ehtraam Se Poray DIL Se Lanat hap ap per

Prof -and- Sardar

Prof:
Chemical Symbol of Barium?Sardar:
BAProf:
And Sodium?Sardar:
NAProf:
What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA -and- 2 Atoms of NA combine?Sardar:
BANANA!

1st letter of Every Word

Modern.
Obedient.
Nice.
Kindful.
Excellent.
Young.Hey! Thats me.Don`t be SAD,
Even ur name is there.Read the 1st letter of Every Word!

Everything is possible

Everything is possible in this universe, nothing impossible.
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Wana example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat:-)